What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's finger.
Guy goes into a bar and asks for three shots. Slugs them down, asks for three more.
"You celebrating something buddy?"
"Yeah, my first blowjob," says the guy.
"Well, hell man, congrats! You want another? On me."
"Nah," said the guy, "If those 6 didn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."