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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know “Y”
I don’t know “Y”
DAD JOKES
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This morning my daughter was getting ready for school. She asked me to help her. I said ok.
She asked Daddy can you put my shoes on?
I said no baby I don’t think they will fit!
She asked Daddy can you put my shoes on?
I said no baby I don’t think they will fit!
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A deer hinter got down on the ground to get a closer look at some tracks. That’s when he got hit by a train.
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what’s an astronauts favorite part of the computer?
The space bar!
The space bar!
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Where do you take someone that has been injured in a peekaboo accident?
To the ICU!
To the ICU!
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What type of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers!
Sneakers!
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How do you make an egg role?
You push it!
You push it!
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What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
A snowball!
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Where does a snow man go to find the weather?
On the winter-net!
On the winter-net!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Why did the guy shoot the clock?
He wanted to kill time.
What do you call a girl with one short leg?
Eileen.
Because he had no guts.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Why did the guy shoot the clock?
He wanted to kill time.
What do you call a girl with one short leg?
Eileen.
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Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Cuz it’s parents were in a jam!
Cuz it’s parents were in a jam!
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How did the snow globe feel after an earthquake?
A bit shaken up!
A bit shaken up!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Nevermind, I’m not gonna spread it!
Nevermind, I’m not gonna spread it!
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock, knock joke?
He won the no-bell prize!
He won the no-bell prize!
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What concert only costs 45 cents?
The 50 cent featuring Nickleback convert!
The 50 cent featuring Nickleback convert!
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My kid asked me, hey dad do trees poop?
Where do you think number 2 pencils come from!
Where do you think number 2 pencils come from!
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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You Rocket!
You Rocket!
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I is told my wife her underwear is way to tight and to revealing.
She said, then wear your own!
She said, then wear your own!