What does a bee use to brush its hair?" "A honeycomb!"
KingoftheNorth14 Moderator Staff member MODERATOR VIP Messages 745 Reaction score 1,053 Points 93 Mar 8, 2024 #41 What does a bee use to brush its hair?" "A honeycomb!"
KingoftheNorth14 Moderator Staff member MODERATOR VIP Messages 745 Reaction score 1,053 Points 93 Mar 8, 2024 #42 “If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
KingoftheNorth14 Moderator Staff member MODERATOR VIP Messages 745 Reaction score 1,053 Points 93 Mar 13, 2024 #43
01dragonslayer Well-known member VIP Messages 3,005 Reaction score 1,500 Points 113 Mar 13, 2024 #44 "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory."
01dragonslayer Well-known member VIP Messages 3,005 Reaction score 1,500 Points 113 Mar 13, 2024 #45 "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"
01dragonslayer Well-known member VIP Messages 3,005 Reaction score 1,500 Points 113 Mar 13, 2024 #46 "What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved."
01dragonslayer Well-known member VIP Messages 3,005 Reaction score 1,500 Points 113 Mar 13, 2024 #47 "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
01dragonslayer Well-known member VIP Messages 3,005 Reaction score 1,500 Points 113 Mar 13, 2024 #48 "How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it."
01dragonslayer Well-known member VIP Messages 3,005 Reaction score 1,500 Points 113 Mar 13, 2024 #49 "Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"
01dragonslayer Well-known member VIP Messages 3,005 Reaction score 1,500 Points 113 Mar 13, 2024 #50 "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."
01dragonslayer Well-known member VIP Messages 3,005 Reaction score 1,500 Points 113 Mar 13, 2024 #51 "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."
01dragonslayer Well-known member VIP Messages 3,005 Reaction score 1,500 Points 113 Mar 13, 2024 #52 "How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints."
01dragonslayer Well-known member VIP Messages 3,005 Reaction score 1,500 Points 113 Mar 13, 2024 #53 "I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."
01dragonslayer Well-known member VIP Messages 3,005 Reaction score 1,500 Points 113 Mar 13, 2024 #54 "How does dry skin affect you at work?" "You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
Nike Well-known member VIP Messages 204 Reaction score 273 Points 63 Mar 14, 2024 #55 How many miles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, the trick is getting them inside the lightbulb.
How many miles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, the trick is getting them inside the lightbulb.
01dragonslayer Well-known member VIP Messages 3,005 Reaction score 1,500 Points 113 Mar 15, 2024 #56 "Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!"
01dragonslayer Well-known member VIP Messages 3,005 Reaction score 1,500 Points 113 Mar 15, 2024 #57 "I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing."
01dragonslayer Well-known member VIP Messages 3,005 Reaction score 1,500 Points 113 Mar 15, 2024 #58 "What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?"
01dragonslayer Well-known member VIP Messages 3,005 Reaction score 1,500 Points 113 Mar 15, 2024 #59 "What's the best thing about Switzerland?" "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."
01dragonslayer Well-known member VIP Messages 3,005 Reaction score 1,500 Points 113 Mar 15, 2024 #60 "What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!"