DAD JOKES

[01dragonslayer]

What does cake and baseball have in common? They both need a batter.

 

[01dragonslayer]

When does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary.

 

[01dragonslayer]

What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf.

 

[01dragonslayer]

What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf.

 

[01dragonslayer]

Did you hear about the guy who afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

 

[01dragonslayer]

Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.

 

[01dragonslayer]

Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.

 

[01dragonslayer]

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

 

[01dragonslayer]

How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.

 

[01dragonslayer]

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.

 

[01dragonslayer]

Why did the computer catch cold? It left a window open.

 

[01dragonslayer]

How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.

 

[KingoftheNorth14]

Why do cows wear bells?

Cuz their horns don’t work!

 

[KingoftheNorth14]

What do sprinters eat before the race?

Nothing, they fast!

 

[KingoftheNorth14]

What’s a snowman’s favorite game?

Freeze tag!